YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY
The smore cookie dough spread so much because it didn’t have enough flour in the mix. Just gonna put that out there too. Waffle iron doesn’t look like it was greased beforehand as well.
What are you doing. What are you doing. What have you done.
you’re telling me i can make BLACK SLUDGE THAT TASTES LIKE OREOS!?
PRETEND IT’S LEVIATHAN BLOOD
Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice?
- 1/2 Cup brown whole grain rice
- Onion, Diced
- Carrots, Diced
- 1 Egg
- Olive Oil
- Soy Sauce
- Steam Rice for 45 min, add a little bit of vinegar with the water to make sticky
- Dice veggies, throw into pan with oil
- Throw on rice and cake down
- Cook for 4-5 min on medium-high heat
- Flip/Mix Rice
- Cook for another 4-5 min
- Move the rice over for the scrambled egg, dice and mix as the egg cooks
- Throw on soy sauce, let simmer for ~30-45 seconds
- Eat :3
LET ME TELL YOU A THING IM THE BEST AT FRIED RICE! IM THE MOTHERFUCKING KING OF FRIED RICE!
THE BEST COOKIE RECIPES :D
After my surgery, I haven’t been able to have anything dairy based (don’t even get me started on cream, it is now my enemy) but that’s not going to stop me from sharing these amazing fruity milk ideas with you! There’s some that I wouldn’t have thought of, like apple cider or honeydew melon, but I’ve always been a huge fan of strawberry and homemade is so much yummier than store bought!
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.
I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS
SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR
don’t forget the sleeping pills